A traffic officer pulls over a car that just knocked a street light and this is what the driver tells him - " No officer, i wasnt texting while driving" while holding a newspaper in one hand and coffee in…
The police officer pulls over car and Kid says " Tell him he's good-looking, Dad. It worked from mom when she got pulled over" - Dad is lost for words Trully hilarious - Related post - Speeding ticket
Girl tells self-driving car: "Where were you when i need to go the store last night ? "
Friend - "Did You see that graphic video online of three teenage girls in a texting a driving accident " Driving friend - " I'm watching it now "